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'''It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!) It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!) It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!) It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget ya' boy Angel!) It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!) It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!) It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…) It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!) It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!) It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!) It’s the Nutshack! Hoo-ugh! Phil’s from The ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the P.I., Horatio the Horat so bigga! Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby! He raised Phil and loves the ladies. Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’. Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin. Chita, meet da freak of da weekah! Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her, But that’s not happenin’, either! Shake it like a seizure, hold up, Lemme spark this, take a breather, (Yeaaah huh huh!) Breathe that reefer in my lungs. I got grapes, what you watchin’, son? (son!) It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!) It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!) It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack!'''

'''Call me at 1-800-SKATEBOARDING-JENNIFER-SHOPES  for help n' stuff.

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